one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Acid is not a monday night drug
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
