You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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