God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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