I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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