There is no way he is gay with that hair.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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