oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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