Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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