Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
vagina is talking i cant
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You left your phone here
Wait...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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