is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
