I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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