we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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