PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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