Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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