Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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