I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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