Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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