It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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