my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
we're so committed to being not committed
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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