chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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