Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Im part way to drunk.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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