I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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