Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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