do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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