and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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