Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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