i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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