Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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