Dual....:-)
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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