it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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