so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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