drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i now understand why vodka
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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