She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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