gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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