Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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