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Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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