your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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