My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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