Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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