Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My feet surprised me
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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