somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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