I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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