shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Life is so much better after having sex.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?