if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...