You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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