I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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