Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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