this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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