Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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