take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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