Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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