why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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