i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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