He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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