She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I need water and some morals
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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