you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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