The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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