When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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