I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
What drink are we having for lunch?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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