You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Randomize
